a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
If you ever feel awkward about something you said please remember that one time I was in a bar and I heard some guys excitedly talk about BJ’s and I thought it meant “bungee jumping” so I bounced up to them and told them how much I wanted to do that once and it was only afterwards I understood why they kept buying me drinks
life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ